I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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