So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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