so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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