I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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