I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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