two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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