I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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