Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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