So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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