then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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