nut hugger
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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