Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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