Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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