lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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