Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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