So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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