somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize