marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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