FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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