THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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