My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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