this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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