i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's the barista slut.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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