Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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