Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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