ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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