I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Well I just put wine in my tea
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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