have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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