I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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