we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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