Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I am available for nakedness
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
God, I missed his penis.
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