I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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