Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
