woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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