I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize