Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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