If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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