Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Is it because I queefed?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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