you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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