my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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