Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Randomize
