I puked a lego.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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