dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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