So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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