i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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