Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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