You're so nebulous sometimes
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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