The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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