Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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