Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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