He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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