Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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