just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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