I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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