i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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