You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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