I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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