Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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