soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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