Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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